| - Mack the Knife NEWS FLASH --- KURT COBAIN LIVES
kurt has seen the afterlife, and has been transfigured back as a country music singer. raleigh was his reunion show of sorts, and from what i saw... well i can only hope courtney love finds graces again.
it was a star studded event. not only was kurt there, but also were the likes of napoleon dynamite, jack black, and michelle kwan. in fact the whole week was riddled with vampires, skateboarders, and mulleteers on bikes. honestly, who rides the bike against traffic? in this case, it was billy ray cyrus.
i know a lot of times i make fun of louis armstrong, but i was actually listening to some of his stuff the other day and its not bad. better than paul mccartney at least. i mean, the halftime show was stimulating if youre 80 years old with nothing but a catheter to get excited about.
sometimes, i feel as if i could urinate for days.
if sam walton knew what his walmarts had come to, he would shudder, take his wang hardener, and go to bed with a beautiful hawaiian.
ill tell my friend you thaid tho.
how come ee is always cummings and never goings?
ee, once again, off the juice | 
